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I think everything is fair game to a certain extent. — Gary Gulman

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates. — Gary Gulman

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that. — Gary Gulman

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it. — Gary Gulman

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record. — Gary Gulman

Without my family, I'd be something. — Gary Gulman

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda? — Gary Gulman

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold. — Gary Gulman

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators. — Gary Gulman

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy. — Gary Gulman

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself. — Gary Gulman

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew. — Gary Gulman

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game. — Gary Gulman

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented. — Gary Gulman

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included. — Gary Gulman

Don't go back over your life with a red pen. — Gary Gulman

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again. — Gary Gulman

I was born when my dad was 50 ... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts. — Gary Gulman

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened. — Gary Gulman

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. — Gary Gulman

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party. — Gary Gulman

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets ... the Force is not with you. — Gary Gulman

I think everything contributes to your creativity. — Gary Gulman

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian. — Gary Gulman

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself. — Gary Gulman

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile. — Gary Gulman

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent. — Gary Gulman

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman