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First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh. — Jeff Garlin

Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them! — Jeff Garlin

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac. — Jeff Garlin

I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean. — Jeff Garlin

I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies. — Jeff Garlin

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit. — Jeff Garlin

Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes. — Jeff Garlin

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David. — Jeff Garlin

Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine! — Jeff Garlin

God whispers in our pleasures, but shouts in our pain. — C.S. Lewis

In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline. — Jeff Garlin

Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself. — Jeff Garlin

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. — Jeff Garlin

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money. — Jeff Garlin

Trust your heart, especially when it is a strong one. — Baltasar Gracian

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. — Jeff Garlin

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. — Jeff Garlin

I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families. — Jeff Garlin

Some men fall from grace. Some are pushed. — Jim Butcher

I'm in love with you."
"Good grief." She kept walking. — Tahereh Mafi

Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good. — Jeff Garlin

I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me. — Jeff Garlin

It is an old error of man to forget to put quotation marks where he borrows from a woman's brain! — Anna Garlin Spencer

At the outstart of discussions of women's intellectual attainments, it is well to remember how few are the men of the first rank. — Anna Garlin Spencer

Have Faith! Have faith in the Eternal Goodness. Believe that the core of the Universe is sound and sweet. — Anna Garlin Spencer

Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains. — Jeff Garlin

I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week. — Jeff Garlin

And unbidden, floating into consciousness came the truth of his utter wretchedness. Even the very earth seemed to cry out in pain. Hodburn Wood — J. Tyson-Capper

You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends. — Joseph Conrad

I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig. — Jeff Garlin

I hired Tina Fey for 'SNL,' which was certainly a good match. She took off right away there. — Adam McKay

The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing. — Jeff Garlin

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. — Jeff Garlin

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. — Jeff Garlin

It's the darkness that shows us how bright the light shines. — Bella Raven

I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do. — Jeff Garlin

While I find that I can keep my nose out of other people's business, I do have a curiosity as to their non-business activities. — Robert Breault

I think any label is bad. I'm more than a label. — Nikki Haley

Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead. — A. Whitney Brown

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work. — Jeff Garlin