Garbage Disposal Quotes
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Garbage Disposal Quotes & Sayings
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Samuel thought how his father married to his mother was like a spoon married to a garbage disposal.
— Nathan Hill
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world
— Robert Orben
Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.
— Guy Debord
What would it hurt to have one cup of coffee with him?
— B. J. Daniels
When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal?
— Nash Summers
Gosh, it was nice talking to you, but I've got a lot of things I'd rather be doing. Like sticking my hand in the garbage disposal.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
— Demetri Martin
By the way, Marilyn Monroe was a size 14.
— Issey Miyake
Life is complicated sometimes to be sure, but there are other times ... when life is just as sweet, and good, and simple as it seems.
— Sarah Weeks
If I weren't so tired, I'd shove trust and issue down the garbage disposal and let it run all day.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Being self-supporting is important to me.
— Chaz Bono
I was terribly wounded by my wife's death.
— J.G. Ballard
The only people who couldn't understand the brutal lengths others would go to for money were the people who'd never been without it.
— Alex London
I once went on a date with a guy who chewed with his mouth open. It was like sitting across from a garbage disposal.
— Penny Reid
My memory, sir, is like a garbage disposal.
— Jorge Luis Borges