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Railroad iron is a magician's rod, in its power to evoke the sleeping energies of land and water. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Night is longing, longing, longing, beyond all endurance. — Henry Miller

Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. — Jim Gaffigan

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

When you hear bacon cooking ... that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking ... that's applause. — Jim Gaffigan

I spit on my glove tips, touch it and can see the sizzle. Not good. — Robert M. Pirsig

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan

We need to get rid of the debt ceiling law. It's anachronistic and it's a problem. — Mark Zandi

Never try to out-drink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Finn or at least a Russian. — Jonas Jonasson

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. — Jim Gaffigan

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line? — Jim Gaffigan

There are people that are vegetarians that love bacon. — Jim Gaffigan

If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time. — Edith Wharton

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. — Jim Gaffigan