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Funny Zebra Quotes By Liane Moriarty: You look well. Do you take some sort

You look well. Do you take some sort of secret supplement?" "Caffeine?" said Tiffany. — Liane Moriarty

Funny Zebra Quotes By James McBride: The black church will accept anybody.

The black church will accept anybody. — James McBride

Funny Zebra Quotes By Chester Porter: This is not an easy problem. For every

This is not an easy problem. For every useful whistle-blower there are probably many unbalanced idiots, or malicious troublemakers. — Chester Porter

Funny Zebra Quotes By Margaret Cho: For me to be ten pounds thinner is

For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!! — Margaret Cho

Funny Zebra Quotes By Edward Snowden: I don't want to hide. If I get

I don't want to hide. If I get arrested, I get arrested. — Edward Snowden

Funny Zebra Quotes By E.L. Doctorow: Writing is like driving at night in the

Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. — E.L. Doctorow

Funny Zebra Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish man bought a zebra for a

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot! — Henny Youngman

Funny Zebra Quotes By Mike Tyson: I can quit boxing now and practically go

I can quit boxing now and practically go into any kind of business and I'll be successful just as well as I was in boxing. — Mike Tyson

Funny Zebra Quotes By K.J. Cales: In my normal world, cars do not go

In my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence. — K.J. Cales

Funny Zebra Quotes By Victor Hugo: Being good is easy, what is difficult is

Being good is easy, what is difficult is being just. — Victor Hugo