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I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer. — Frankie Boyle

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. — Seth MacFarlane

When you are authentic without an intent to harm others, you give yourself an awesome feeling which is the feeling of self-love. — John Kuypers

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr

Srad was a fruit with mildly narcotic properties- tonight the villagers ingested large quantities of it in order to feel the narcotic effects. — Christie Sims

He would have found the whole thing wildly exciting if he wasn't so tired of things being so wildly exciting. — Cynthia Hand

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Liberalism is to freedom as anarchism is to anarchy. — Ernst Junger

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope

We differ from one another in our individual gifts which, however, belong to our inner nature. — Rudolf Steiner

Remember that there is a passion for souls that does not come from God, but from our desire to make converts to our point of view. — Oswald Chambers

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

You're more wicked than you ever believed, but at the same time more loved and accepted than you ever dared to hope. On — Timothy Keller

Lindsay calls them the Pugs: pretty from far away, ugly up close. — Lauren Oliver

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u ... — Stephan

I'm mostly a keep-to-myself kind of guy, but you slowly find yourself getting folded into the musical tapestry. — James Vincent McMorrow

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. — Rodney Dangerfield

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card

The United Nations is committed to ridding the world of anti-personnel landmines. — Ban Ki-moon

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. — Edward De Bono

Dogs don't rationalize. They don't hold anything against a person. They don't see the outside of a human but the inside of a human. — Cesar Millan

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans. — Raheel Farooq

It is much harder to retain your position at the top than to get to the top. — Kirsty Coventry

Life is too short to dance with ugly men — Christina Dodd

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her. — Rodney Dangerfield

Art is the triumph over chaos. — John Cheever

You cannot fool an audience. — Marian Anderson

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. — Amy Sedaris

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly. — Mitch Hedberg

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. — Patton Oswalt

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" — Henny Youngman

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill