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What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny how often people forget that presidents need to eat, too, President — Suzanne Collins

Mia bows dramatically. Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence. — K.A. Tucker

Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another. — Kim Harrison

Oh, and welcome to the Three. — Erin Hunter

With Truths comes reality — Marcelle Hinkson

Spending my time living a life that looked great on Instagram, even as I rotted from the inside out since it gave me nothing of substance. All — Santino Hassell

Cash-payment is not the sole nexus of man with man. — Thomas Carlyle

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole

You can't separate adaptability from evolution — Thabiso Monkoe

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys. — Craig Ferguson

You only demand clarity because you're too comfortable within your vagueness — Albert Camus

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD. — Flynn Meaney

Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall

Paradise is a state of being, more than just the name of a suburb or a home. — Raquel Cepeda

Welcome to CASA Slater! — L.A. Casey

I've had the kind of bad day no quote can fix. — Richelle E. Goodrich

My sister Rose lives on the mantelpiece.
Well, some of her does.
A collarbone, two ribs, a bit of skull, and a little toe. — Annabel Pitcher

Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right. — Willard Scott

If people won't spend any money, the government has this moral obligation to do it. — Ron Paul

I tried college and I hated that. I seem to quit everything I do. — Harmony Korine

Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don't bother introducing yourself. — Bauvard

Welcome to Arizona, you bastard. — Nenia Campbell

The point is to show who is the cross and who the crucified. — Max Frisch

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished. — Bill Bailey

Not but wut abstract war is horrid, I sign to thet with all my heart, But civilysation doos git forrid Sometimes, upon a powder-cart. — James Russell Lowell

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Drink was the most fearsome of deceivers ... for it promised one thing and came through with quite another. — Kay Boyle

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! — J.K. Rowling