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Funny You Got This Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up

A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!" — Henny Youngman

Funny You Got This Quotes By Christopher Buckley: I think I got a lot of my

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

Funny You Got This Quotes By Karl Pilkington: Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32,

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it. — Karl Pilkington

Funny You Got This Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: What a dog I got. Last night he

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny You Got This Quotes By Franklyn Ajaye: When I saw a sign on the freeway

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." — Franklyn Ajaye

Funny You Got This Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You take a normal guy, give him a

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny You Got This Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Funny way to get to a wizards' school,

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they? — J.K. Rowling

Funny You Got This Quotes By Andy Rooney: You really can't blame the military for wanting

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not. — Andy Rooney

Funny You Got This Quotes By Steven Wright: Some friends of mine got me a sweater

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Funny You Got This Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to work at a health food

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

Funny You Got This Quotes By Tim Vine: I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine

Funny You Got This Quotes By Tim Vine: I went to the doctor. I said to

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera." — Tim Vine

Funny You Got This Quotes By Cassandra Clare: It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus.

It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it. — Cassandra Clare

Funny You Got This Quotes By Ellie Goulding: My fans are so funny, they make me

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans. — Ellie Goulding

Funny You Got This Quotes By Jerry Coleman: From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye. — Jerry Coleman

Funny You Got This Quotes By Chic Murray: We've got stained glass windows in our house;

We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons. — Chic Murray

Funny You Got This Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I don't know how long i could be

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle

Funny You Got This Quotes By Howard Stern: Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

Funny You Got This Quotes By Lauren Graham: I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. — Lauren Graham

Funny You Got This Quotes By Arthur Miller: The only thing you got in this world

The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that. — Arthur Miller

Funny You Got This Quotes By Lindsay Armstrong: Do you know something? I've got this funny

Do you know something? I've got this funny feeling fate arranged for you to enter my life for the express purpose of tormenting me. — Lindsay Armstrong

Funny You Got This Quotes By J.R. Ward: Funny thing about glass. When you broke the

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward

Funny You Got This Quotes By Mira Monroe: Anytime you can escape to an adventure do

Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. — Mira Monroe

Funny You Got This Quotes By Alex Bradley: You've got the holy trinity of what a

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. — Alex Bradley

Funny You Got This Quotes By Tracey Garvis-Graves: You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed.

You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves

Funny You Got This Quotes By Edna Ferber: About mistakes it's funny. You got to make

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

Funny You Got This Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger".

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr

Funny You Got This Quotes By Randall Cobb: When I got up I stuck to my

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb

Funny You Got This Quotes By Bo Belinsky: Right now I feel that I've got my

Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned. — Bo Belinsky

Funny You Got This Quotes By Nick Hornby: No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've

No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits. — Nick Hornby

Funny You Got This Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Funny You Got This Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Funny You Got This Quotes By Olivia Newport: Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

Funny You Got This Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: I got my start in silent radio.

I got my start in silent radio. — Bob Monkhouse