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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.
— Eduard Heine
For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.
— Elizabeth Inchbald
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
— Murray Walker
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
You are a very threatening princess.""Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
— Harriet Morgan
If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
— Rick Riordan
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
— Margaret Smith
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
— Daniel Tosh
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.
— Seth Meyers
I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose.
— John Madden
Are you trying to be subtle? Because I know you're talking about the honeybunnyless prom tragedy that is my life.
— John Green
My darling, you are indisposed! You must remain abed for the next eight months. Little Buford - ""I am NOT naming our child Buford ... — Cassandra Clare
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
— Michael Caine
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
— Molly Harper
Are you laughing? I can feel you laughing. My life isn't funny!" "Babe, your life should be a prime-time sitcom.
— Janet Evanovich
Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast.
— Brenda Lochinger
Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?""Your butt," I admitted. — Diana Peterfreund
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?
— Richelle Mead
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.
— Cassandra Clare
When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
— Billy Connolly
What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
