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Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's very funny. Can we get past that? — Jo Graham

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Long note? Yes. Make it seem short. — Eugene Ormandy

Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown. — Darynda Jones

You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said. — John Scalzi

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett

Any one could write a book," said the taxi driver. " Yes, they could, but they DON'T," said Maeve Binchy — Maeve Binchy

These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago. — John Cleese

Fuck, Christina."
"Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that. — Nenia Campbell

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

Yes, but keep copies. — Samuel Goldwyn

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies

My parents were from New England. It's very funny, but when I grew up, you always had to say, 'Yes, ma'am' and 'Yes, sir.' — Cy Twombly

No means yes in grasshopper language. — Noel Fielding

You two were in a cave together?' said Miss Simpkins in horror.
'Yes,' said Kate, 'and it was very, very dark. — Kenneth Oppel

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle. — Tim Vine

Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts. — C.J. Roberts

Yes it is" Eragon said before his courage left him "just like you — Christopher Paolini

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior. — Stephenie Meyer

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. — Will Ferrell

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all. — Mark Lawrence

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?" — Bill Bailey

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away. — Henny Youngman

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you. — Groucho Marx

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi? — Doug Solter

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how 'bout you? — Kami Garcia

Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever. — Margaret Sullivan

Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny. — James Dashner

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Yes!" it exclaimed, bouncing up and down, its ears flapping like sails. "Yes, you hear me! Razor found you! Found girl and funny dark elf. — Julie Kagawa

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other." — Rita Rudner

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!" — Henny Youngman

The people who know you well are the people who know your vulnerabilities. — Danny Wallace

Start at B. Yes. No. Yes. No. — Eugene Ormandy

Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into."
Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard."
"As hard as I could. — John Flanagan

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. — Olivia Munn

The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive. — Michelle Visage

Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done. — Brandon Sanderson

Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate — Geri Halliwell

Yes, the mutes are already on. You took them off in the beginning. — Eugene Ormandy

Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes ... — L.J.Smith

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. — Sarah Rees Brennan

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. — K.R. Grace

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" — Jimmy Carr

Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts. — Kirsten Miller

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded — TBBishiXO

Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman. — Leona Helmsley

Yes, about ten minutes. — Duke Of Wellington

He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals. — Mark Twain

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. — Billy Connolly

Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight planets, comets and... Mars. Yes, even you, Mars. And not only for the sake of the rhyme. — Paul The Astronaut

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no. — Jilly Cooper

Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy. — Michelle Hodkin

It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague. — Heidi Cullinan

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. — Chuck Palahniuk

Caroline, do you value your neck?"
"Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?"
"Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it. — Julia Quinn