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There are moments of the most crazy all-encompassing joy. What a phenonenally beautiful kid. A funny, dear child. Kind and open and loving. — Elisa Albert

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. — Santosh Kalwar

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. — Abraham Lincoln

Dear Gods Nick what have you done while I was gone? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. — John Wilmot

She batted her eyelashes at me to show she was kidding.
I love it when she does that. — Katherine Applegate

He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes."
"He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse

Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?) — Noel Coward

The legal system has been designed to rob the bank accounts of the common people. — Steven Magee

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

My knees on the ground, dear father, don't let me break, please make me stronger. — Rihanna

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender! — Daniel Nayeri

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him. — Noel Coward

The envious man grows lean at the success of his neighbor. — Horace

But that's the funny thing about treasure - we assume everyone wants what we hold most dear. — Suzanne Rindell

I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy — Seanan McGuire

My dear Natalya Petrovna, there's funny and funny. — Ivan Turgenev

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes

The tenet of the separation of church and state is an unconstitutional doctrine. — Sharron Angle

He says,'Why is it love, Esther? Why call it that?'
'Because. Why is what you do art? Because you say so. — Gwendoline Riley

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. — Frank Zappa

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone. — James M. Barrie

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right. — Kate DiCamillo

Dear God, what's it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring. — Sherlock

Popularity, my dear, is as overrated as a large member. — Sarah Winman

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear. — Neal Shusterman

Life is to short to be small. — Benjamin Disraeli

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

There once was a woman named Story Easton who couldn't decide if she should kill herself, or eat a double cheeseburger. — Elizabeth Leiknes

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry