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Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you.
— Padma Venkatraman
Long note? Yes. Make it seem short.
— Eugene Ormandy
Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown.
— Darynda Jones
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
— Terry Pratchett
Any one could write a book," said the taxi driver. " Yes, they could, but they DON'T," said Maeve Binchy
— Maeve Binchy
These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
Fuck, Christina.""Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that. — Nenia Campbell
Yes, but keep copies.
— Samuel Goldwyn
No means yes in grasshopper language.
— Noel Fielding
You two were in a cave together?' said Miss Simpkins in horror.'Yes,' said Kate, 'and it was very, very dark. — Kenneth Oppel
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.
— C.J. Roberts
Yes it is" Eragon said before his courage left him "just like you
— Christopher Paolini
Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.
— Stephenie Meyer
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
— Will Ferrell
At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.
— Denis Markell
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.
— Mark Lawrence
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
— Henny Youngman
In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?
— Doug Solter
Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever.
— Margaret Sullivan
Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny.
— James Dashner
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"
— Henny Youngman
Start at B. Yes. No. Yes. No.
— Eugene Ormandy
Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into."Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard."
"As hard as I could. — John Flanagan
Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
— Olivia Munn
The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive.
— Michelle Visage
Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done.
— Brandon Sanderson
Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate
— Geri Halliwell
Yes, the mutes are already on. You took them off in the beginning.
— Eugene Ormandy
Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes ...
— L.J.Smith
Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert.
— Sophia Dembling
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.
— K.R. Grace
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
— Jimmy Carr
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
— Kirsten Miller
Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman.
— Leona Helmsley
Yes, about ten minutes.
— Duke Of Wellington
When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
— Billy Connolly
Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight planets, comets and... Mars. Yes, even you, Mars. And not only for the sake of the rhyme.
— Paul The Astronaut
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy.
— Michelle Hodkin
It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague.
— Heidi Cullinan
Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit
— Shay Rucker
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
— Chuck Palahniuk
