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Funny X Ray Quotes By Richard Roberts: We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker

We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record. — Richard Roberts

Funny X Ray Quotes By Willie Pep: They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce. — Willie Pep

Funny X Ray Quotes By Steven Wright: The colder the X-ray table, the more of

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright

Funny X Ray Quotes By Louis C.K.: Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

Funny X Ray Quotes By Bob Arum: Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages. — Bob Arum

Funny X Ray Quotes By Karen Chance: It never ceases to amaze me how many

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance

Funny X Ray Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to the airport, I put my

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff. — Mitch Hedberg