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I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
— Nenia Campbell
Expect the dawn of a new beginning in the dark nights of life.
— Lloyd John Ogilvie
I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.
— Ryan Lilly
Harold is clever from Person of Interest.
— Deyth Banger
There was no one left to say whom you could love. p.294
— Anthony Marra
It's Fendi. French, Fendi, both start with an F ... I fell in love with it. Smells like grown-man cologne.
— French Montana
Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.
— Ryan Lilly
Unlike other loans, a reverse mortgage doesn't have to be repaid until the borrower moves out of the home or passes away.
— Jean Chatzky
When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.
— Amit Kalantri
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
— Don Roff
Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case.
— Carla H. Krueger
The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did.
— Penelope Douglas
I've always thought of absurdism as a French fad I'd like to belong to.
— Robert Sheckley
Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ...
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
— Anne Elizabeth Moore
Money has no grey areas. You either make it or you lose it.
— Kevin O'Leary