Funny Wrestling Quotes

Harrison Ford may be getting old, but he can fight like a 28 year old man. — Harrison Ford

If you can think of anything more terrifying than that happening to you in the middle of the night, then let's hear about it. — Roald Dahl

How when one is able to indulge the luxury of beginning one's life again.
All one thinks
To do
Is end it — J.P. Donleavy

He was not at all sure he was doing the right thing, but he was sure he was doing what he wanted to do — Milan Kundera

Anybody auditions for X-Factor it's because they want to be famous, not because they are artists. — Bruce Dickinson

First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams

Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady. — O. Henry

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. — Charles De Gaulle

I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio. — Kurt Angle

I love soul. But I love a tune that has some meat in it. Something I could hang my hat on. Because music is universal. — Isaac Hayes

Tolling in the silence the minutes of the earth and the hours and the days of it and the years without cease. — Cormac McCarthy

Knowing the truth about what you believe and longing for the time before you knew it are not mutually exclusive states of being. — Erin Keane

Visit me before I die. We can enjoy one another's company. A funeral is a rather one-sided affair. — Ralph Webster

Find your passion ... then it is no longer work! — L.A. Reid

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler