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Funny Wow Quotes By Baz Luhrmann: I feel funny about owning art. I don't

I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.' — Baz Luhrmann

Funny Wow Quotes By Olivia Cunning: Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

Funny Wow Quotes By Juliann Whicker: I attacked him, he healed me, then he

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

Funny Wow Quotes By Dylan Moran: Wow this place is really big isn't it?

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. — Dylan Moran

Funny Wow Quotes By Paul Taylor: I like to do cover songs if I

I like to do cover songs if I really love them, I have to love the song first. — Paul Taylor

Funny Wow Quotes By Robyn Carr: Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

Funny Wow Quotes By Craig Ferguson: Violence of any kind, once it starts, is

Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla-you ain't done till
the gorilla's done. — Craig Ferguson

Funny Wow Quotes By Joe Theismann: The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann

Funny Wow Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Wow, we're identical!

Wow, we're identical! — J.K. Rowling

Funny Wow Quotes By Matt Groening: Books are useless! I only ever read one

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Funny Wow Quotes By Mark B. Cohen: Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law. — Mark B. Cohen

Funny Wow Quotes By Sargent Shriver: Do the job first. Worry about the clearance

Do the job first. Worry about the clearance later. — Sargent Shriver

Funny Wow Quotes By William Temple: The greatest pleasure in life is love.

The greatest pleasure in life is love. — William Temple

Funny Wow Quotes By Marianne Williamson: Spiritual principles do not change, but we do.

Spiritual principles do not change, but we do. — Marianne Williamson

Funny Wow Quotes By Robin Wall Kimmerer: The land knows you, even when you are

The land knows you, even when you are lost. — Robin Wall Kimmerer

Funny Wow Quotes By Norman Chad: If you wagered $5,000 on each of my

If you wagered $5,000 on each of my winning NFL picks in 2012 and $500 ($550) on each of my losing picks, you'd be ahead $70,050. Wow. — Norman Chad

Funny Wow Quotes By Ashton Kutcher: I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll

I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!' — Ashton Kutcher

Funny Wow Quotes By Yiannis Stournaras: The goal of the government is to guarantee

The goal of the government is to guarantee the place of Greece in the eurozone against those who want to undermine it. — Yiannis Stournaras

Funny Wow Quotes By Jessica Verday: He didn't want me to get hurt? Wow.

He didn't want me to get hurt? Wow. Just wow. I might actually be close to a swoon here — Jessica Verday

Funny Wow Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: The soul's joys are greater than the heart's

The soul's joys are greater than the heart's pleasures. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Funny Wow Quotes By Colleen Gleason: Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said,

Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird. — Colleen Gleason

Funny Wow Quotes By Hillary Rodham Clinton: I'm not going to have some reporters pawing

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

Funny Wow Quotes By Dean Cavanagh: You Won't Be Thanked For Kicking Down The

You Won't Be Thanked For Kicking Down The Doors of Perception And Revealing Infinity To Others. — Dean Cavanagh

Funny Wow Quotes By Ron Willingham: You have the power to change your thoughts

You have the power to change your thoughts and your thoughts have the power to change your life. — Ron Willingham

Funny Wow Quotes By Les Dennis: Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

Funny Wow Quotes By Becky Albertalli: Wow, is that Katniss making out with Yoda?

Wow, is that Katniss making out with Yoda? — Becky Albertalli

Funny Wow Quotes By Carl Rogers: The purpose of adult education is to help

The purpose of adult education is to help them to learn, not to teach them all you know and thus stop them from learning. — Carl Rogers