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I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.' — Baz Luhrmann

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. — Dylan Moran

I like to do cover songs if I really love them, I have to love the song first. — Paul Taylor

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla-you ain't done till
the gorilla's done. — Craig Ferguson

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann

Wow, we're identical! — J.K. Rowling

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law. — Mark B. Cohen

Do the job first. Worry about the clearance later. — Sargent Shriver

The greatest pleasure in life is love. — William Temple

Spiritual principles do not change, but we do. — Marianne Williamson

The land knows you, even when you are lost. — Robin Wall Kimmerer

If you wagered $5,000 on each of my winning NFL picks in 2012 and $500 ($550) on each of my losing picks, you'd be ahead $70,050. Wow. — Norman Chad

I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!' — Ashton Kutcher

The goal of the government is to guarantee the place of Greece in the eurozone against those who want to undermine it. — Yiannis Stournaras

He didn't want me to get hurt? Wow. Just wow. I might actually be close to a swoon here — Jessica Verday

The soul's joys are greater than the heart's pleasures. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird. — Colleen Gleason

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

You Won't Be Thanked For Kicking Down The Doors of Perception And Revealing Infinity To Others. — Dean Cavanagh

You have the power to change your thoughts and your thoughts have the power to change your life. — Ron Willingham

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

Wow, is that Katniss making out with Yoda? — Becky Albertalli

The purpose of adult education is to help them to learn, not to teach them all you know and thus stop them from learning. — Carl Rogers