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Noses run. Feet smell.
— Teresa Monachino
Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.
— Teresa Monachino
It's funny how some things are just words until one day, it happens to you, and it's like an epiphany.
— Cheryl McIntyre
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
— Darynda Jones
Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers.
— Michael Callahan
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
— William J. Clinton
She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use.
— Rachel Vincent
Words are funny things - They are free until you use them.
— Darlenne Susan Girard
A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them
— Christina Dodd
When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.
— Rick Riordan
The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.
— Christian Cantrell
A godsend," she repeated. Funny choice of words.
— Rick Riordan
Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny.
— Doc Holliday
I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.
— George W. Bush
Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.
— Laura L. Sullivan
It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool!
— Bonnie McKee
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
— Henny Youngman
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
— Wendell Johnson
Dont disturb my circles!
— Archimedes
Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
— Bruce Forsyth
The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
— Amy Sedaris
Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin
When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!"
— Tyler Webb
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
— Teresa Monachino
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
— The Covert Comic
Often it's not we who shape words, but the words we use that shape us." "You're a funny bookseller, you
— Nina George
To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.
— Jennifer Ziegler
At the Republican convention, there were lots of words used to describe Hillary Clinton, but warm, funny and caring weren't among them.
— Tamara Keith
When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry.
— Eve Merriam
When in doubt dance out
— Miley Cyrus
Listeria, wisteria. Ha. Funny words. She
— Liane Moriarty
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft.
— Marian Keyes
I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.
— Santosh Kalwar
I did not know that we had ever quarreled.
— Henry David Thoreau
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.
— J.K. Rowling
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done.
— Brandon Sanderson
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
— Alan Bennett
She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity.
— Dakota Cassidy
I don't know all the certain words to word it.
— Vanilla Ice
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give youalmost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.
— Kerrigan Bane
I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it's gonna be funny seeing them eat their words.
— Derrick Rose
Don't gobblefunk around with words.
— Roald Dahl
If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels ...
— Josh Stern
