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the funny thing about perception. I will never be able to experience the words the way you will, and you'll never see them the way I do. — Lily Paradis

He was wrong, that doesn't make him a villian. That makes him an asshole. — Jim Butcher

Noses run. Feet smell. — Teresa Monachino

Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount. — Teresa Monachino

Donald Trump's words are are not funny, his words are poisonous. — Tulip Siddiq

It's a funny thing, because I think that my mother and I may finally be speaking the same language. But somehow, now words don't seem as necessary — Gayle Forman

It's funny how some things are just words until one day, it happens to you, and it's like an epiphany. — Cheryl McIntyre

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones

Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers. — Michael Callahan

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. — William J. Clinton

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. — Santosh Kalwar

She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use. — Rachel Vincent

Words are funny things - They are free until you use them. — Darlenne Susan Girard

A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them — Christina Dodd

When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots. — Rick Riordan

The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering. — Christian Cantrell

One day instead the old woman said kind words to her and gave her an awning on a stick to keep rain off (there has been much rain in purgatorium) — Ali Smith

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf. — John Wayne

It's really funny, because if you make up words, then people project their own meanings onto it, which I find interesting. — Aphex Twin

A godsend," she repeated. Funny choice of words. — Rick Riordan

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. — Ray Stevens

Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny. — Doc Holliday

I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically. — George W. Bush

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious. — Don Roff

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up. — Laura L. Sullivan

It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool! — Bonnie McKee

I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman

Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind. — Mario Puzo

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. — Wendell Johnson

Dont disturb my circles! — Archimedes

You take the words in the sense which is most damaging to the argument. — Plato

Did you write the words, or the lyrics? — Bruce Forsyth

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. — Amy Sedaris

Before I could say anything, Jamie began writing giant letters over the words with his index finger.
F-U-C-K Y-O-U.
My sentiments exactly. — Michelle Hodkin

When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Tyler Webb

Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. — Robin Glasser

Why is abbreviation such a long word? — Teresa Monachino

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels. — The Covert Comic

Often it's not we who shape words, but the words we use that shape us." "You're a funny bookseller, you — Nina George

To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. — Jennifer Ziegler

At the Republican convention, there were lots of words used to describe Hillary Clinton, but warm, funny and caring weren't among them. — Tamara Keith

When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry. — Eve Merriam

When in doubt dance out — Miley Cyrus

Listeria, wisteria. Ha. Funny words. She — Liane Moriarty

...she thought how funny that the first thing you didn't need was the words you said. — C.E. Morgan

People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? — Hector Himeros

Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft. — Marian Keyes

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! — J.K. Rowling

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. — J.K. Rowling

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

Sometimes we know people who are
too wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan

Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done. — Brandon Sanderson

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett

She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity. — Dakota Cassidy

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? — Martin Freeman

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin

I don't know all the certain words to word it. — Vanilla Ice

I love you too." Funny how those words got easier to say the more I voiced them. — Laura Thalassa

A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee — Max Barry

Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give you
almost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis

- If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. — Kerrigan Bane

I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it's gonna be funny seeing them eat their words. — Derrick Rose

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction. — Barry Lyga

Don't gobblefunk around with words. — Roald Dahl

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels ... — Josh Stern

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. — Jerry Coleman

I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance. — Stacey Jay

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker