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The best time to make friends isbefore you need them. — Ethel Barrymore
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
— Adam Ferrara
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.
— Ryan Lilly
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends ...
— Gregory Douglass
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool...
— Barbara Kloss
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
Without friends the world is but a wilderness.
— Francis Bacon
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
— Andy Borowitz
It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.
— George Herbert
I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.
— Mike Birbiglia
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
— Claudia Gray
Us is my favorite people.
— Rick Riordan
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
— Ricky Gervais
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
I was always pretty funny with my friends.
— Kenan Thompson
Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.
— Whipplesnaith
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
— Gelett Burgess
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
— George Bernard Shaw
It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them.
— Lauren Oliver
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
