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Funny When Quotes By Betty White: Keep the other person's well being in mind Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White
Funny When Quotes By Ricky Schroder: I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder
Funny When Quotes By Simon Sinek: I find, when you're an optimist, life has I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek
Funny When Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I don't think of any sentence as a I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore
Funny When Quotes By Zoe Sugg: Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get to the end of my tale. 'If that's what Brooklyn boys are like I'm emigrating as soon as possible! — Zoe Sugg
Funny When Quotes By Mike Krzyzewski: It's funny what happens when you become a It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski
Funny When Quotes By Charles Dickens: A man can well afford to be as A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens
Funny When Quotes By Steven Wright: I washed a sock. Then I put it I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright
Funny When Quotes By Confucius: It cannot be when the root is neglected It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius
Funny When Quotes By Chris Rock: Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock
Funny When Quotes By Cloris Leachman: When something is truly funny, it's funny all When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. — Cloris Leachman
Funny When Quotes By Ari Graynor: Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary. — Ari Graynor
Funny When Quotes By David Letterman: Tourists - have some fun with New york's Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman
Funny When Quotes By Nora Dunn: When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn
Funny When Quotes By Jesse Ball: I hate when I break my own rules. I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball
Funny When Quotes By Steven Wright: Why do scientists call it research when looking Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? — Steven Wright
Funny When Quotes By Peter Farrelly: I do know this: When somebody has to I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny. — Peter Farrelly
Funny When Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder
Funny When Quotes By Francois Lelord: You must be careful when you ask people You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord
Funny When Quotes By Bob Hope: The high point of the act is when The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope
Funny When Quotes By George Takei: I do find things funny. When you see I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei
Funny When Quotes By Randall Cobb: When I got up I stuck to my When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb
Funny When Quotes By Renee Zellweger: My mum, a strange creature from the time My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger
Funny When Quotes By Josh Stern: Life is a very brief candle especially when Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern
Funny When Quotes By Jodi Lynn Anderson: Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson
Funny When Quotes By George Carlin: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. — George Carlin
Funny When Quotes By James Lee Burke: It's funny what can happen when you lay It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens. — James Lee Burke
Funny When Quotes By Jemima Kirke: By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke
Funny When Quotes By Susan Sarandon: When I tell people I'm a comedian they When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon
Funny When Quotes By Rachel Weisz: I think things are funny when the character I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz
Funny When Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I was a little kid I wanted When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding
Funny When Quotes By John Connolly: Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all. — John Connolly
Funny When Quotes By Tracey Garvis-Graves: You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
Funny When Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: When I was a kid I did impressions When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining. — Gabriel Iglesias
Funny When Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: That's what I hate about a lot of That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston
Funny When Quotes By Billy Connolly: Paddy was in the delivery room when the Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else" — Billy Connolly
Funny When Quotes By J.R. Ward: Funny thing about glass. When you broke the Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward
Funny When Quotes By Magic Johnson: On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball. — Magic Johnson
Funny When Quotes By Henny Youngman: 2 Guys in a health club, one is 2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" — Henny Youngman
Funny When Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: When it's all said and done remember, You When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer
Funny When Quotes By Courtney Giardina: Love is a funny thing. It can make Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina
Funny When Quotes By J.D. Barker: Just when I think I have nothing to Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that. — J.D. Barker
Funny When Quotes By Lily Tomlin: Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious. Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious. — Lily Tomlin
Funny When Quotes By Jessica De Gouw: When I was 12, I snapped my arm When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great. — Jessica De Gouw
Funny When Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Musical people always want one to be perfectly Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde
Funny When Quotes By Gary Gulman: It's a real valley when I talk about It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman
Funny When Quotes By Sophie Wu: When you are 15, everything is such high When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. — Sophie Wu
Funny When Quotes By Jim Carrey: Don't you just hate it, when you are Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey
Funny When Quotes By Shannon Wiersbitzky: It's funny how even when you've lived with It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you. — Shannon Wiersbitzky
Funny When Quotes By Keir Gilchrist: I don't think I was anything short of I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto. — Keir Gilchrist
Funny When Quotes By Alan Garner: When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. — Alan Garner
Funny When Quotes By Louis Tomlinson: When I was growing up we didn't have When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson
Funny When Quotes By Craig Benzine: The grass is always greener when it's covered The grass is always greener when it's covered in money. — Craig Benzine
Funny When Quotes By Greg Gutfeld: A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld
Funny When Quotes By Amanda Hocking: I love it when you talk clean to I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking
Funny When Quotes By Jay London: It all started when my dog began getting It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. — Jay London
Funny When Quotes By H. Jackson Brown Jr.: You can always tell when a man's well You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Funny When Quotes By Elizabeth Banks: When you live in a leading lady's body, When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny. — Elizabeth Banks
Funny When Quotes By Annie Dillard: I write in my own journal when something I write in my own journal when something extraordinary or funny happens. And there's some nice imagery in there. I don't think of what to do with it. — Annie Dillard
Funny When Quotes By The Covert Comic: Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels. — The Covert Comic
Funny When Quotes By Hector Himeros: People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? — Hector Himeros
Funny When Quotes By Ash Gray: Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray
Funny When Quotes By Zsa Zsa Gabor: He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Funny When Quotes By Ann Everett: I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett
Funny When Quotes By Adriana Trigiani: Love has a funny way of showing up Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani