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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
— Paul Dickson
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.
— Jake M. Johnson
Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble.
— Mhairi McFarlane
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee
— L.R.W. Lee
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...
— Hiroko Sakai
It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all.
— Joel Parkinson
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser
Not everything's funny, Mother.""No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell.
— Jeni Decker
Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself.
— Victoria Finlay
It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
— Zach Braff
When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music.
— John McLaughlin
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
— Cathy Guisewite
When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!"
— Tyler Webb
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
— Kim Young-kwang
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
— Liam Neeson
When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail.
— Nenia Campbell
You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life.
— Frederick Lenz
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
— Robert Breault
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
— Bill Watterson
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
When mice run, cats give chase.
— Rachel Vincent
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
— David Spade
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.
— Alanis Morissette
Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life!
— Saurabh Sharma
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up.
— Joanne Clancy
When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them.
— Ashish Chauhan
When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.
— Rick Riordan
Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun.
— Desmond Tutu
When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over.
— Katie Couric
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it.
— D.K. Hamilton
It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late.
— Carole Matthews
