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When in doubt, always compliment a woman's eyeliner application. — Lindsey Kelk

Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all. — Bauvard

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. — Mark Twain

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. — Paul Dickson

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. — Jake M. Johnson

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. — Ray Stevenson

Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble. — Mhairi McFarlane

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Life has a funny way of giving us answers when we haven't even asked the questions. — Jennifer Olds

How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee — L.R.W. Lee

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. — Michael Summers

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all. — Joel Parkinson

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser

Not everything's funny, Mother."
"No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik

Life is funny, isn't it? Just when you get used to something, poof! It changes. — Indiblogger

Are there days when you find life terribly confusing?

Only when I have a girlfriend. — Erin McCahan

It's funny how you can grow away from your friends, when just a few years ago they were the most important people in your life. — Judy Blume

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell. — Jeni Decker

Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself. — Victoria Finlay

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading. — Zach Braff

When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music. — John McLaughlin

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite

When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Tyler Webb

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' — Conan O'Brien

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. — Liam Neeson

When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail. — Nenia Campbell

You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life. — Frederick Lenz

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

Funny how when life was that simple, you never really realized how lucky you were. — Jenny Downham

Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does. — Douglas Adams

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern

It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you. — Shannon Wiersbitzky

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

When mice run, cats give chase. — Rachel Vincent

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. — David Spade

I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. — John Denver

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong. — Alanis Morissette

Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life! — Saurabh Sharma

It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away. — Seanan McGuire

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up. — Joanne Clancy

The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't? — A. Antares

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots. — Rick Riordan

Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun. — Desmond Tutu

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins

She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. — Sophie Kinsella

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?" — Bill Bailey

That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it. — D.K. Hamilton

It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late. — Carole Matthews

What you discover about life's shell game is that it's hardest to follow the pea when you're the pea. — Robert Breault