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Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious.
— Kevin Barry
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
— Corey Feldman
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
— Morris Bender
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
— Rodney Dangerfield
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[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover.
— Adrienne Wilder
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
— Jerry Stiller
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
— Karl Pilkington
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
— Guy Davenport
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
I bleed and breathe Hawks. Even when I played for other teams I felt funny, because I was a Hawk.
— Dominique Wilkins
Funny, how quickly someone can stop calling you a miscreant and a rogue when they want your help,
— Brandon Sanderson
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
— Denis Leary
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.
— Kelli Giddish
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love.
— Dorothy Fields
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
— Will Rogers
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
— Oscar Wilde
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
— Lily Tomlin
Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that.
— J.D. Barker
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
— Louis Tomlinson
Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.
— Adriana Trigiani
I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
— The Covert Comic
When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.
— Elizabeth Banks
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
— Greg Gutfeld
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
— Craig Benzine
You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
— Keir Gilchrist
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.
— Peter Farrelly
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
— David Letterman
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
— Cloris Leachman
A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!
— Charles Dickens
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
— Susan Sarandon
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
— Henny Youngman
On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball.
— Magic Johnson
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
— Jennifer Aniston
When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens.
— James Lee Burke
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
— George Carlin
Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
