Funny What If I Told You Quotes: top 11 famous quotes about Funny What If I Told You

Funny What If I Told You Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny What If I Told You quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Henry Fielding: There is perhaps no surer mark of folly,

There is perhaps no surer mark of folly, than to attempt to correct natural infirmities of those we love. — Henry Fielding

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Dara Horn: Most of the other visitors were chained to

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Michael Johnson: Your problems pale in comparison with those of

Your problems pale in comparison with those of the millions of people in the world who do not have enough to eat. — Michael Johnson

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Drew Carey: I was raised by just my mom. See,

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Salma Hayek: What once was an expression of who I

What once was an expression of who I was - acting - also became my hiding place. — Salma Hayek

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: What a kid I got, I told him

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By William Goldman: Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of

Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you ... do ... what ... you're ... told! — William Goldman

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Steven Wright: Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Joel N. Ross: What are you doing?" I asked Loretta. "Stabbing

What are you doing?" I asked Loretta.
"Stabbing a cushion," she told me. — Joel N. Ross

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Douglas MacArthur: Have a good plan, execute it violently, and

Have a good plan, execute it violently, and do it today. — Douglas MacArthur

Funny What If I Told You Quotes By Richard Louv: I played around our yard some and talked

I played around our yard some and talked to the fence posts, sung songs and made the weeds sing ... - WOODY GUTHRIE — Richard Louv