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There is perhaps no surer mark of folly, than to attempt to correct natural infirmities of those we love. — Henry Fielding
Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn
Your problems pale in comparison with those of the millions of people in the world who do not have enough to eat. — Michael Johnson
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey
What once was an expression of who I was - acting - also became my hiding place. — Salma Hayek
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield
Woman," Westley roared, "you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you ... do ... what ... you're ... told! — William Goldman
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright
What are you doing?" I asked Loretta.
"Stabbing a cushion," she told me. — Joel N. Ross
Have a good plan, execute it violently, and do it today. — Douglas MacArthur
I played around our yard some and talked to the fence posts, sung songs and made the weeds sing ... - WOODY GUTHRIE — Richard Louv

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