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Funny Wet Quotes By Sophocles: For those whose wit becomes the mother of

For those whose wit becomes the mother of villainy, those it educates to be evil in all things. — Sophocles

Funny Wet Quotes By Nenia Campbell: My book sales are way down today. Also,

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

Funny Wet Quotes By Bernard Manning: We used to sleep five to a bed

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. — Bernard Manning

Funny Wet Quotes By Mary Balogh: She was not sorry. And if it was

She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry. — Mary Balogh

Funny Wet Quotes By Steven Wright: If you melt dry ice in a pool

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? — Steven Wright

Funny Wet Quotes By Robert Benchley: Why don't you get out of that wet

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley

Funny Wet Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I'm sure I look like a drowned cat.""You

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
"You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Wet Quotes By Dr. Seuss: I know it is wet and the sun

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. — Dr. Seuss

Funny Wet Quotes By Murray Walker: The tires are called wets, because they're used

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. — Murray Walker

Funny Wet Quotes By Eric Greitens: Resilience is cultivated not so that we can

Resilience is cultivated not so that we can perform well in a single instance, but so that we can live a full and flourishing life. — Eric Greitens

Funny Wet Quotes By Deyth Banger: Prosbly is for good that you can't understand

Prosbly is for good that you can't understand me. — Deyth Banger

Funny Wet Quotes By Edwin Arlington Robinson: Friends: people who borrow my books and set

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson

Funny Wet Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: I wouldna cross the road to see a

I wouldna cross the road to see a scrawny woman if she was stark naked and dripping wet. ~Jamie Fraser — Diana Gabaldon

Funny Wet Quotes By Dave Pelzer: This can't be happenning! Please help me! Please!

This can't be happenning! Please help me! Please! — Dave Pelzer

Funny Wet Quotes By Rick Riordan: So, you invite a wild rabbit living in

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan

Funny Wet Quotes By L. Frank Baum: How very wet this water is.

How very wet this water is. — L. Frank Baum

Funny Wet Quotes By D.J. MacHale: Now it was just the three of us:

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. — D.J. MacHale

Funny Wet Quotes By L'Wren Scott: I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to

I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. — L'Wren Scott

Funny Wet Quotes By Andy Samberg: Genndy [Tartakovsky] is so good at directing and

Genndy [Tartakovsky] is so good at directing and so wonderful with animation. — Andy Samberg

Funny Wet Quotes By Frances Winkler: What can I say? I'm like a playground

What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants. — Frances Winkler

Funny Wet Quotes By Dave Ramsey: Fun can be bought with money, but happiness

Fun can be bought with money, but happiness cannot. — Dave Ramsey