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For those whose wit becomes the mother of villainy, those it educates to be evil in all things. — Sophocles

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. — Bernard Manning

She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry. — Mary Balogh

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? — Steven Wright

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
"You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. — Dr. Seuss

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. — Murray Walker

Resilience is cultivated not so that we can perform well in a single instance, but so that we can live a full and flourishing life. — Eric Greitens

Prosbly is for good that you can't understand me. — Deyth Banger

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson

I wouldna cross the road to see a scrawny woman if she was stark naked and dripping wet. ~Jamie Fraser — Diana Gabaldon

This can't be happenning! Please help me! Please! — Dave Pelzer

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan

How very wet this water is. — L. Frank Baum

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. — D.J. MacHale

I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. — L'Wren Scott

Genndy [Tartakovsky] is so good at directing and so wonderful with animation. — Andy Samberg

What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants. — Frances Winkler

Fun can be bought with money, but happiness cannot. — Dave Ramsey