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I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
Children add to the wonder of being alive.
— Herbert Hoover
The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not.
— Maggie Stiefvater
I do choose to write for a living - in addition to writing plays. I no longer write sitcoms, and I no longer feel shame.
— Lisa Loomer
Hypocrisy is a fickle friend indeed .
— Norbert F Hoffmann Jr
Truth emerges from the clash of adverse ideas.
— John Stuart Mill
With love, you can see the stars.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
And no places that are safer than other places. The center of His will is our only safety - Oh
— Corrie Ten Boom
Ethics is for people with full bellies.
— John Kessel
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
— Karl Pilkington
"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."
— Greg Giraldo
A love of tradition has never weakened a nation ...
— Winston Churchill