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A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got. — Amy Summers

A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets. — Amy Summers

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense. — Nicole McKay

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts. — Nicole McKay

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Man is indisputably endowed with reason; the problem is only how he uses his reason in the company of others. — Robert Musil

Culture is as crucial as Nature. — Oliver Sacks

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door. — Nicole McKay

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. — Nicole McKay

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. — Nicole McKay

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! — Nicole McKay

You do not need to proof your significance — Sunday Adelaja

I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. — Nicole McKay

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. — Nicole McKay

If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it. — Nicole McKay

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. — Nicole McKay

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. — Nicole McKay

People just decided I was an R&B artist because I'm black. — Gallant

Very few things in life matter. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle. — Steve Coogan

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? — Stanislaw Lem

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! — Nicole McKay

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. — Kareena Kapoor

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

Yet sometimes being a friend meant letting people do things that hurt, like putting distance between you, just because it made them happy. — Ann Aguirre

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay

I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. — Nicole McKay

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? — Nicole McKay

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers