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A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
— Nicole McKay
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Man is indisputably endowed with reason; the problem is only how he uses his reason in the company of others.
— Robert Musil
Culture is as crucial as Nature.
— Oliver Sacks
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
— Nicole McKay
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
— Nicole McKay
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
— Nicole McKay
You do not need to proof your significance
— Sunday Adelaja
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
— Nicole McKay
Very few things in life matter.
— Aiden Wilson Tozer
Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
— Steve Coogan
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
— Stanislaw Lem
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
— Robert Pattinson
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
— Nicole McKay
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
— Kareena Kapoor
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
