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The right way usually lies between two extremes: it is the narrow channel between the rock and the whirlpool. — Charles Spurgeon

Apparently, they believe they're gods. — Steve Novick

This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson — Madeleine Urban

It was a fabulous outfit, but it was so urban-fantasy book cover. — Chloe Neill

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran — Krista Alasti

There is to some men a great Lechery in Lying, and imposing on the understandings of beleeving people. — John Aubrey

Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary. — Patricia Briggs

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area. — Bauvard

When you wake up every morning, let thanksgiving be your first thought. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye — Krista Alasti

Don't be hating on my peacock. It's just not right. - Kye — Krista Alasti

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

The Law is the Law! — David Pratt

I'm sorry if you think I've played Judas. But I never agreed to play this game for these stakes, — Stephen Lloyd Jones

I like to give the actors freedom to take what we have on the page and improve on it. And they do that quite a bit. — Denis Leary

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. — Hannibal Buress

Just shut up and talk. - Shella — Krista Alasti

All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in. — Vir Das

Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro? — Madeleine Urban

Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs. — Bauvard

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

If you look ahead 10 years, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the people of Russia had become fans of missile defence. — Donald Rumsfeld

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark