Funny Up All Night Quotes
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Funny Up All Night Quotes & Sayings
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...Neferet fell smack on her butt.
— P.C. Cast
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
— Steven Wright
If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though.
— John Duover
I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
— Janet Evanovich
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others.
— Marisha Pessl
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past.
— Kelley R. Martin
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
— Stephen Chbosky
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
— Scott Aukerman
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
— Jerry Coleman
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two.
— Danielle Lee Zwissler
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
— Jerry Coleman
what with the follies and an indecent proposal it's been quite a night
— Barbra Streisand
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.
— Eugene Ormandy
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
— Augusten Burroughs
