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Funny Unknown Quotes By Unknown: When someone told me I live in a

When someone told me I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn. — Unknown

Funny Unknown Quotes By Jamie Cullum: My only ambition is to grow as a

My only ambition is to grow as a musician. — Jamie Cullum

Funny Unknown Quotes By Unknown: People who don't like their beliefs being laughed

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs. — Unknown

Funny Unknown Quotes By Jean M. Auel: But why should they blame her? They should

But why should they blame her? They should blame the men who won't let her alone, — Jean M. Auel

Funny Unknown Quotes By Robert Kiyosaki: When you are young, work to learn, not

When you are young, work to learn, not to earn. — Robert Kiyosaki

Funny Unknown Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: The water horses are hungry and wicked, vicious

The water horses are hungry and wicked, vicious and beautiful, hating us and loving us. — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Unknown Quotes By Eleanor Catton: His vanity required constant stimulation, and constant proof

His vanity required constant stimulation, and constant proof that the ongoing creation of his selfhood was a project that he himself controlled. — Eleanor Catton

Funny Unknown Quotes By Unknown: don't lose a diamond while you're busy chasing

don't lose a diamond while you're busy chasing glitter. — Unknown

Funny Unknown Quotes By Unknown: When I think about books, I touch my

When I think about books, I touch my shelf. — Unknown

Funny Unknown Quotes By Unknown: All I'm saying is I've never seen my

All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room. — Unknown

Funny Unknown Quotes By Ibn Taymiyyah: The sign of the people of bid'ah is

The sign of the people of bid'ah is that they do not follow the salaf. — Ibn Taymiyyah

Funny Unknown Quotes By Unknown: An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's

An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future. — Unknown

Funny Unknown Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: When you spend all your time worrying that

When you spend all your time worrying that the devil is right behind you, eventually you start seeing him whether he's there or not. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Funny Unknown Quotes By Alex Ferguson: They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks

They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages! — Alex Ferguson

Funny Unknown Quotes By Unknown: I never drink water because of the disgusting

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — Unknown

Funny Unknown Quotes By Unknown: The risk I took was calculated, but, man,

The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math! — Unknown

Funny Unknown Quotes By Joseph B. Wirthlin: The notion that you can endanger your physical

The notion that you can endanger your physical and mental health by letting strong passions go unsatisfied is a vicious falsehood. — Joseph B. Wirthlin