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The Christian is a person who makes it easy for others to believe in God.
— Robert Murray M'Cheyne
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
— Frankie Boyle
The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.
— Seth MacFarlane
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
— Jimmy Carr
I'd really like to be in closer contact with life. I'm a little too distant, I guess. I like to place myself outside.
— Yves Saint-Laurent
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
There may come a dayWhich crowns Desire with gift, and Art with truth,
And Love with bliss, and Life with wiser youth! — Bayard Taylor
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler
— Margaret Mitchell
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.
— Doug Stanhope
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.
— Raheel Farooq
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
— Jane Austen
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
— Patton Oswalt
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
— Winston Churchill
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
The world fell out of love with love at some point.
— Caroline Kepnes