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The Christian is a person who makes it easy for others to believe in God. — Robert Murray M'Cheyne

I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer. — Frankie Boyle

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. — Seth MacFarlane

Blame the city I'm a product of it — Drake

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr

I'd really like to be in closer contact with life. I'm a little too distant, I guess. I like to place myself outside. — Yves Saint-Laurent

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card

There may come a day
Which crowns Desire with gift, and Art with truth,
And Love with bliss, and Life with wiser youth! — Bayard Taylor

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. — Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Lindsay calls them the Pugs: pretty from far away, ugly up close. — Lauren Oliver

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u ... — Stephan

Life is too short to dance with ugly men — Christina Dodd

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans. — Raheel Farooq

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her. — Rodney Dangerfield

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. — Amy Sedaris

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly. — Mitch Hedberg

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. — Patton Oswalt

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" — Henny Youngman

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

The world fell out of love with love at some point. — Caroline Kepnes