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Funny Two Words Quotes By Michael Callahan: Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave

Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers. — Michael Callahan

Funny Two Words Quotes By Me: Books are the heart of the world... This

Books are the heart of the world...
This is my quote
to the Universe ~ Robyn — Me

Funny Two Words Quotes By Sophia Amoruso: I can be pretty reactive, and I've learned

I can be pretty reactive, and I've learned over time to be less reactive: to stop and think before I make decisions. — Sophia Amoruso

Funny Two Words Quotes By Saadi: The whelp of a wolf must prove a

The whelp of a wolf must prove a wolf at last, notwithstanding he may be brought up by a man. — Saadi

Funny Two Words Quotes By Gunter Grass: My pride in Joachim Mahlke was as sweet

My pride in Joachim Mahlke was as sweet as chocolate creams. — Gunter Grass

Funny Two Words Quotes By Donald Trump Jr.: Look: invest in what you understand, what's foreseeably

Look: invest in what you understand, what's foreseeably going to offer real value and returns, not necessarily what's trendy. — Donald Trump Jr.

Funny Two Words Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham: I thought it was only in revealed religion

I thought it was only in revealed religion that a mistranslation improved the sense. — W. Somerset Maugham

Funny Two Words Quotes By Frank Perdue: Market share is king. You cannot afford to

Market share is king. You cannot afford to replace lost market share. — Frank Perdue

Funny Two Words Quotes By Francois Rabelais: I drink eternally. For me it is an

I drink eternally. For me it is an eternity of drinking, and a drinking up of eternity. — Francois Rabelais

Funny Two Words Quotes By Joe Jamail: I think the average American has forgotten the

I think the average American has forgotten the great feel for liberty and accountability that the framers of the Constitution believed. — Joe Jamail

Funny Two Words Quotes By Wendell Johnson: Always and never are two words you should

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. — Wendell Johnson

Funny Two Words Quotes By Bob Toski: Golf is a non-violent game played violently from

Golf is a non-violent game played violently from within. — Bob Toski

Funny Two Words Quotes By Donald Miller: When we talk about the decline of the

When we talk about the decline of the American family, I think we have to go back to the Industrial Revolution. — Donald Miller

Funny Two Words Quotes By Geddy Lee: And the meek shall inherit the earth,

And the meek shall inherit the earth, — Geddy Lee

Funny Two Words Quotes By Sarah Rees Brennan: Sorry-in-the-Vale, Sorriest River, Crying Pools," said Jared. "Is

Sorry-in-the-Vale, Sorriest River, Crying Pools," said Jared. "Is the quarry called Really Depressed Quarry? — Sarah Rees Brennan

Funny Two Words Quotes By Lisa Guerrero: I've always been the only girl in those

I've always been the only girl in those environments. It's comfortable for me - I prefer it, actually. — Lisa Guerrero