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Funny Two Word Quotes By Louis Sachar: He's not my dad," Kaira said. "Just because

He's not my dad," Kaira said. "Just because he married my - As soon as I turn eighteen I'm firing his ass! Then I'll call you. — Louis Sachar

Funny Two Word Quotes By Michael Josephson: Experimenting with drugs is like target practice where

Experimenting with drugs is like target practice where your head is the bull's-eye. — Michael Josephson

Funny Two Word Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: What the fuck?" That was me. Pete's not

What the fuck?" That was me. Pete's not an f-word kinda guy. Me? My current record is eighty-two F-bombs in under a minute. — Adrienne Wilder

Funny Two Word Quotes By Uday Mukerji: What women do in front of a mirror

What women do in front of a mirror with few brushes and colors is, indeed, an art. — Uday Mukerji

Funny Two Word Quotes By Anonymous: The best of the houses is the house

The best of the houses is the house where an orphan gets love and kindness. — Anonymous

Funny Two Word Quotes By Yvonne Nicolas: The light and darkness lives within us all.

The light and darkness lives within us all. Which one dominates your soul? — Yvonne Nicolas

Funny Two Word Quotes By David Jeremiah: Delighting in God's Word leads us to delight

Delighting in God's Word leads us to delight in God, and delight in God drives away fear. — David Jeremiah

Funny Two Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Two Word Quotes By Michelle Rowen: Just to make things perfectly clear between us,

Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits. — Michelle Rowen

Funny Two Word Quotes By Franklin D. Roosevelt: The core of our defense is the faith

The core of our defense is the faith we have in the institutions we defend. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Funny Two Word Quotes By Holly Schindler: Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to

Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker — Holly Schindler

Funny Two Word Quotes By Fanny Fern: Hurry, drive and bustle ... Everybody looking out

Hurry, drive and bustle ... Everybody looking out for number one, and caring little who jostled past, if their rights were not infringed. — Fanny Fern

Funny Two Word Quotes By Dawn Gluskin: Ask. Trust. Give thanks. Simple right?

Ask. Trust. Give thanks. Simple right? — Dawn Gluskin

Funny Two Word Quotes By Lois McMaster Bujold: I don't want power. I just object to

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Funny Two Word Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Our love was a two-person game. At least

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Two Word Quotes By Margarita Engle: Joy and truth both have a wayof peeking

Joy and truth both have a way
of peeking through any dark curtain. — Margarita Engle

Funny Two Word Quotes By Elizabeth George: If you want to live a godly life,

If you want to live a godly life, then choose to put the things into your mind that lead to living a godly life. — Elizabeth George

Funny Two Word Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: Selfishness is that detestable vice which no one

Selfishness is that detestable vice which no one will forgive in others, and no one is without himself. — Henry Ward Beecher