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I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.
— Terry Pratchett
I'm not terribly good at three-page recipes - I tend to skip bits - or anything that involves marinating things in juniper berries.
— Joanna Lumley
He has the ability to work harder and endure more stress than anyone I've ever met," Gracias said.
— Ashlee Vance
The half of her that is underwater would like to be
under a desk, the head of her that is underwater
would like to be fully immersed. — Patricia Lockwood
under a desk, the head of her that is underwater
would like to be fully immersed. — Patricia Lockwood
Jesus wrecked my life, shattered it to pieces, and put it back together more beautifully.
— Katie J. Davis
One of the reasons ordinary people are incapable of magic is simple dearth of conviction.
— Michael Cunningham
The general advice is always be yourself, be yourself, which only makes sense if you haven't got an attitude problem.
— Helen Oyeyemi
We wish the happiness and prosperity of every nation.
— Thomas Jefferson
The jester is brother to the sage.
— Arthur Koestler
I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast.
— Joanne Harris
Man differs more from man than man from beast
— John Wilmot
A press card does not provide you with an invisible shield. You're flesh and blood.
— Jessica Savitch