Funny Turning 40 Quotes

Funny Turning 40 Quotes & Sayings

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Just FOCUS on the OUTCOME . Everything else will automatically fall into place! — Hrithik Roshan

Every night I pray to God: 'Please, no more wack MC's.' — J-Ro

Writers, not psychiatrists, are the true interpreters of the human mind and heart, and we have been at it for a very long time. — Florence King

When passions rise may reason be the guide. — Jennie Holton Fant

Beespittle, droppings, hairs
of beefur: all become honey.
Virulent micro-organisms cannot
survive in honey. — Denise Levertov

The only thing I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzards and I felt very depressed. — Sylvia Plath

Finally, we do become wise, but then it's too late — Steve Martin

I stay dipped like the first day of school. — Cappadonna

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. — J.K. Rowling

The way to Everest is not a Yellow Brick Road. — Jon Krakauer

The revolution occurs when the victims cease to cooperate. — Karl Hess