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Obnoxiousness had covered up my insecurities.
— John Duover
don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation.
— David Z. Hirsch
For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth
— Colleen Hoover
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
— David Hyde Pierce
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
— George R R Martin
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
— George Bernard Shaw
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
The truth isn't laughableAnd the trust isn't funny at all. — David Levithan
Comedy is not supposed to be funny. Its supposed to tell the truth and then that's funny.
— Paula Patton
Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
— Janet Coleman
When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.
— George Bernard Shaw
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
It's not that I can't express myself,it's that I still feel present when I'm not expressing myself. — Kim Myungsoo
I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly.
— Stephen Schneider
I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.
— John Hodgman
It's funny how those we care about can create the same reaction that we get when we are facing down a monster ready to kill us.
— Brandy Nacole
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident.
— Christopher Paolini
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny.
— Holmes Osborne
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
— Mark Twain
It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be.
— Robin Jones Gunn
Not everything's funny, Mother.""No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention.
— Del Close
He was funny and charming, but also kind. It seemed the older she got, the more she appreciated kindness in people.
— Susan Mallery
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
— Winston S. Churchill
The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious.
— Steve Coogan
Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
— Robert Breault
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
— Logan Pearsall Smith
To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies.
— Val Edward Simone
The truth can be very funny in an awful way, especially as it relates to greed and hipocrisy.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.
— Bernard Sahlins
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.
— Raheel Farooq
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
— Leonard Barnes
The world is a gawking four-year-old.
— Adrian Barnes
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
That's what love's all about, Roxanne. Youlove someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth. — Kristen Ashley
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy.
— Shelley K. Wall
I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time.
— John Hodgman
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE
— Alice Clayton
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
— Neel Burton
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude ...
— Katharine Fullerton Gerould
We have truth in order not to die of art.— Steve Aylett
