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Funny Trust Me Quotes By Jaleigh Johnson: Trust me, there are things in this mountain

Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Gilbert K. Chesterton: When belief in God becomes difficult, the tendency

When belief in God becomes difficult, the tendency is to turn away from Him; but in heaven's name to what? — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Pikmin100xx: Hm funny you think you truly know me

Hm funny you think you truly know me all tell you this only my trust of friends know who I relay am — Pikmin100xx

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Win Butler: I just wanted to make something in the

I just wanted to make something in the world and worry about the rest of it later and not get too caught up in rules. — Win Butler

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

Funny Trust Me Quotes By John Flanagan: An ordinary archer practices until he gets it

An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A ranger practices until he never gets it wrong. — John Flanagan

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Joey Adams: If it weren't for the fact that the

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. — Joey Adams

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Spencer Pratt: The bottom line is, if every single platinum

The bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn't auto-tuned, then I would be like, "I can't be a rapper." — Spencer Pratt

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Ashwin Sanghi: Before one can stand, one needs to learn

Before one can stand, one needs to learn how to fall. — Ashwin Sanghi

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Paul Celan: Reality is not simply there, it does not

Reality is not simply there, it does not simply exist: it must be sought out and won. — Paul Celan

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She gave me money to buy condoms, and

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Billy Zane: I love to prepare if it's something that

I love to prepare if it's something that requires training. But I don't like to prepare the psychology too much. — Billy Zane

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Herman Melville: Gone? - gone? What means that little word?

Gone? - gone? What means that little word? - What — Herman Melville

Funny Trust Me Quotes By L.A. Witt: I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers

I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me — L.A. Witt

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Dennis Potter: I'll have to lift your penis now to

I'll have to lift your penis now to grease around it. — Dennis Potter

Funny Trust Me Quotes By Marissa Meyer: A kiss from the Captain would probably melt

A kiss from the Captain would probably melt my central processor."
Thorne winked at her. "Oh trust me. It would. — Marissa Meyer