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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

When belief in God becomes difficult, the tendency is to turn away from Him; but in heaven's name to what? — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Hm funny you think you truly know me all tell you this only my trust of friends know who I relay am — Pikmin100xx

I just wanted to make something in the world and worry about the rest of it later and not get too caught up in rules. — Win Butler

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A ranger practices until he never gets it wrong. — John Flanagan

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. — Joey Adams

The bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn't auto-tuned, then I would be like, "I can't be a rapper." — Spencer Pratt

Before one can stand, one needs to learn how to fall. — Ashwin Sanghi

Reality is not simply there, it does not simply exist: it must be sought out and won. — Paul Celan

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love to prepare if it's something that requires training. But I don't like to prepare the psychology too much. — Billy Zane

Gone? - gone? What means that little word? - What — Herman Melville

I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me — L.A. Witt

I'll have to lift your penis now to grease around it. — Dennis Potter

A kiss from the Captain would probably melt my central processor."
Thorne winked at her. "Oh trust me. It would. — Marissa Meyer