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Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.
— John Green
I put the ball in play. That's what I want.
— Jose Reyes
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
There are lots of ways to bring joy, happiness, peace, laughter, hope and comfort into your life, and they cost absolutely nothing.
— Sandra Magsamen
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail.
— Nenia Campbell
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
To see my country lose a football match is very hard for someone who has worn the shirt.
— Diego Maradona
I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.
— Tom Althouse
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great, and they know I know it.
— Clark Gable
Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever.
— Margaret Sullivan
One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.
— Adrian Sandvaer
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
Have patience with everything unresolved in you heart and try to love the questions themselves. It is possible to live and not know.
— Rainer Maria Rilke
Because you're here with me, Jack said. Any night that ends with that can't be that bad
— Amanda Hocking
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.
— Rachel Caine