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I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. — Andy Richter

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. — Jerry Coleman

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight. — Jerry Coleman

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. — P. J. O'Rourke

Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night. — Santosh Kalwar

The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight! — Jerry Coleman

The thing I came for:
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the thing itself and not the myth — Adrienne Rich

What a glorious creature must he have been in the day of his prosperity, when he is thus noble and godlike in ruin. — Mary Shelley

A rested face is a beautiful face. However you can, find your place of rest and peace. — Goldie Hawn

I don't think you can totally judge a girl based on her circle of friends and loved ones, but I think it's nice to see where she's spending her time. — Blair Redford

You'd be surprised how addicting high self-esteem is. — Fergie

Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor. — Ellen DeGeneres

Do you not see with your own eyes the chrysalis fact assume by degrees the wings of fiction? — Alfred De Vigny

There's an image of Rapunzel free, flying in the air, as a sunburst, which says so much. This is a girl who has to get out and bless the world. — Glen Keane

Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. — Bauvard

Tonight he was a firm adherent to the classic McCloud school of thought; plant bugs first, apologize later. — Shannon McKenna

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. — Jay London

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4. — Jerry Coleman

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! — Randy Orton

Friendship, just like a young green plant, needs to be nurtured. — Eraldo Banovac

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey