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His chin looked as though a farsighted person had attempted to sew two thickly cut pieces of bacon together in a dark room. — Christopher Paul Curtis

Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together? — Steven Wright

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. — Courteney Cox

. . . and together you're what, the Super Friends? — Mark Jeffrey

It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart — Virginia Macgregor

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. — A.R. Gurney

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. — Rita Rudner

They would get their shit together, and keep it together, and maintain it neatly and in good working order. — Tim O'Brien

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got. — Amy Summers

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

You two were in a cave together?' said Miss Simpkins in horror.
'Yes,' said Kate, 'and it was very, very dark. — Kenneth Oppel

Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night. — Santosh Kalwar

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs. — Ernest Thompson Seton

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room. — Richard Marx

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music. — Tina Fey

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together. — Russell Simmons

When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great. — Jessica De Gouw

Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together. — Amy Klobuchar

I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through. — Andrew Smith

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous. — George Bernard Shaw

I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. — Nicole McKay

Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo? — Gary Ghislain

I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny. — Agatha Christie

A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. — Jamie Farrell

Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together. — Lee Majors

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together. — Dov Davidoff

Laughing together heartily at the same thing forms an instant bond. — Liz Curtis Higgs

I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together. — Gene Shue

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together. — Robert A. Heinlein

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks. — Bauvard

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles. — Bauvard

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams — Jim Carrey