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Funny Tie Quotes By Olivia Cunning: Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

Funny Tie Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The last time Pena faced the Padres, the

The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Tie Quotes By Kristen Proby: I said they'd be safe. I didn't say

I said they'd be safe. I didn't say they'd make wise choices. — Kristen Proby

Funny Tie Quotes By Francine Rivers: The more she tried to live a perfect

The more she tried to live a perfect life for God, the more she recognized her failings. — Francine Rivers

Funny Tie Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: I tried to blow a yellow jacket out

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Funny Tie Quotes By Dada Bhagwan: The one who never rebukes his underhand will

The one who never rebukes his underhand will have no boss in this world! — Dada Bhagwan

Funny Tie Quotes By Anna Friel: We will spend more time in America, we're

We will spend more time in America, we're going to get a place in LA as hotels aren't great for the baby. — Anna Friel

Funny Tie Quotes By Bo Burnham: Ya back home they call me the tie-dye

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot. — Bo Burnham

Funny Tie Quotes By Patrick Thomas: Life's funny that way, kind of like a

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

Funny Tie Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I think when you're 25 you're still finding

I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that. — Sarah Silverman

Funny Tie Quotes By Margaret Feinberg: People today know a lot more about how

People today know a lot more about how to become a Christian than about how to be one. — Margaret Feinberg

Funny Tie Quotes By Jack LaLanne: Virtually everything we do in life is a

Virtually everything we do in life is a matter of habit. Habits make us who we are. Why not change your habits to better your life? — Jack LaLanne

Funny Tie Quotes By Gregory Of Nazianzus: We are not made for ourselves alone, we

We are not made for ourselves alone, we are made for the good of all our fellow creatures. — Gregory Of Nazianzus

Funny Tie Quotes By Johan Cruijff: Football is a game you play with your

Football is a game you play with your brain — Johan Cruijff

Funny Tie Quotes By Bill Viola: Live your Art. Don't think about it.

Live your Art. Don't think about it. — Bill Viola

Funny Tie Quotes By George Brett: If a tie is like kissing your sister,

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. — George Brett

Funny Tie Quotes By LaToya Jackson: There's a lesson to be learned out of

There's a lesson to be learned out of everything we go through in life. — LaToya Jackson

Funny Tie Quotes By Jerry Lawler: What's twelve inches long and hangs in front

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

Funny Tie Quotes By Leslie Mann: I feel like I could be good at

I feel like I could be good at directing or producing, but I don't know. — Leslie Mann

Funny Tie Quotes By Andrew Tobias: Life insurance is a commodity.

Life insurance is a commodity. — Andrew Tobias

Funny Tie Quotes By Charlaine Harris: I freely admit I know nothing about television

I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen. — Charlaine Harris