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Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity. — Thor Heyerdahl

But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean. — J.A. Konrath

Above us, the wind blew and the branching shadows rearranged themselves on our skin. Gus squeezed my hand. It is a good life, Hazel Grace. — John Green

I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life. — Sue Townsend

No one pays attention to the janitor. — C.A. Higgins

She was like an outline of the painting of the Holy Virgin that an artist has sketched in black and white, but not yet filled with colour. — Karen Maitland

What do elves consider a living wage?" Keith whispered to Gunther.

Gunther just shrugged. "Their own pair of pants? — Nicole Kimberling

Don't ever play with someone's feelings, you could win the game but you could lose that person forever. — Frank Ocean

If you're black in America, race is a factor in your life. Start with that assumption. — Henry Hampton

But maybe boredom is erotic, when women do it, for men. — Margaret Atwood

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started. — Todd Barry

Novaleigh, you have fallen out of focus. Lost sight of who you are and what you truly want to be. — Brynn Myers

I picked up a transsexual hooker named Thor, all six feet of her, at the off ramp to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, as I was driving up north to kill a man. — J.A. Konrath

Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them. — Gordon Ramsay

It's love,' they say. You touch the right one and a whole half of the universe wakes up, a new half. — William Stafford