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They do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book. — Lauren Morrill

Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them. — M.F. Moonzajer

I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. — Natasha Lyonne

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

In my youth I hoped to do great things; now I shall be satisfied to get through without scandal. — Walter Bagehot

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. — Tom Sizemore

Funny how we'll do things for people after they're dead that we wouldn't do for them while they're still alive. — John G. Hemry

If things do not change,in the future we may all speak spell check. — Tom Althouse

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6, can do things only a small man can do. — Jerry Coleman

He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. — Barbara Kingsolver

Next time I will do things to you that will make you lose controll in seconds
-Dimitri. — Richelle Mead

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. — Doug Stanhope

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. — Ellen DeGeneres

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in. — Bill Burr

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny. — Ron Shock

while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things — George W. Bush

It's funny how once you like someone, even the unattractive things they do somehow become endearing. — Jasmine Warga

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. — Craig Benzine

It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily. — Natalie Dormer

Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable. — Danielle Violette

I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange. — Flula Borg

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do. — Doug Stanhope

How do they balance on these spindly things? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Don't go to the circus. — Angie Sage

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. — Patty Duke

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. — Andy Borowitz

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

It's funny how there are things in this world that do nothing but annoy you, but you know you'd miss them when they're gone. — Markus Zusak

The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are. — Jon Kabat-Zinn

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross

How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ?? — Hiroko Sakai

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first. — Mark Schiff

The funny thing
about
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire. — Harriet Evans

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny. — Eugene Mirman

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. — Alice Cooper

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — Unknown

I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you. — M.F. Moonzajer

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! — Terry Pratchett

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. — Christopher Gorham

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey