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They do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book.
— Lauren Morrill
Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition.
— Natasha Lyonne
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
In my youth I hoped to do great things; now I shall be satisfied to get through without scandal.
— Walter Bagehot
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
Funny how we'll do things for people after they're dead that we wouldn't do for them while they're still alive.
— John G. Hemry
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Next time I will do things to you that will make you lose controll in seconds -Dimitri. — Richelle Mead
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.
— Bill Burr
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
— Ron Shock
while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective.
— Nicholas Sparks
I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things
— George W. Bush
It's funny how once you like someone, even the unattractive things they do somehow become endearing.
— Jasmine Warga
Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.
— Craig Benzine
It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily.
— Natalie Dormer
Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable.
— Danielle Violette
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
— Doug Stanhope
How do they balance on these spindly things?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don't go to the circus.
— Angie Sage
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
— Andy Borowitz
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
It's funny how there are things in this world that do nothing but annoy you, but you know you'd miss them when they're gone.
— Markus Zusak
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ??
— Hiroko Sakai
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
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ourselves. — Robert M. Drake
And all those things you listed right now, they'rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.
— Kristen Stewart
I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.
— M.F. Moonzajer
But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!
— Terry Pratchett
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.
— Christopher Gorham
