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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. — Amanda Peterson

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

It's funny how things seem different, suddenly. — Kim Edwards

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. — Pierce Brosnan

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. — Julia Sweeney

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things. — His Holiness Divas

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. — Doug MacLeod

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late. — Carole Matthews

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik

It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love. — Alex Gaskarth

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. — Doug Stanhope

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money? — Ogden Nash

It's best not to get settled on things being a certain way, I realized. Life had a funny way if interrupting your plans. — Tracey Porter

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. — Andy Borowitz

It's funny how life works like a seesaw: Some things go up while others plunge down. — Sophie Kinsella

They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. — Charles Bukowski

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod

Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected. — Thomas Mullen

All things come to those who wait, — Violet Fane

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo

Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all. — Peter F. Hamilton

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. — Brett Gelman

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn