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Funny Therapy Quotes By Katie McGarry: Nothing makes you think you might need years

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

Funny Therapy Quotes By Richard Lewis: I quit therapy because my analyst was trying

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. — Richard Lewis

Funny Therapy Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: I found Americans arrogant, Germans rude, Britishers selfish,

I found Americans arrogant, Germans rude, Britishers selfish, Frenchs desperate, Chinese worried and my own nation stupid. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Therapy Quotes By Chad Michael Murray: Trust me, high school ends. You graduate and

Trust me, high school ends. You graduate and get away from all the people you never want to see again-it's all good. — Chad Michael Murray

Funny Therapy Quotes By Norbert Lynton: What do we expect from criticism? People appear

What do we expect from criticism? People appear to want it, but why? — Norbert Lynton

Funny Therapy Quotes By Francois De La Rochefoucauld: However glorious an action in itself, it ought

However glorious an action in itself, it ought not to pass for great if it be not the effect of wisdom and intention. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Funny Therapy Quotes By Jeannine Garsee: I can't believe he's making you wait till

I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee

Funny Therapy Quotes By Lake Bell: What's the trick to writing a genuinely funny

What's the trick to writing a genuinely funny comedy? The trick is therapy. Take notes. — Lake Bell

Funny Therapy Quotes By Johnny Carson: In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink,

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. — Johnny Carson

Funny Therapy Quotes By Lacresha Hayes: Life is as simple as a choice.

Life is as simple as a choice. — Lacresha Hayes

Funny Therapy Quotes By Susan Ford: When you're the only girl in a family

When you're the only girl in a family of men, you have to be pretty sassy. — Susan Ford

Funny Therapy Quotes By Brian Setzer: The biggest challenge for me was Get Rhythm.

The biggest challenge for me was Get Rhythm. I don't know why. — Brian Setzer

Funny Therapy Quotes By Hank Azaria: I have no new voices - they've all

I have no new voices - they've all been used. — Hank Azaria

Funny Therapy Quotes By Nora Sakavic: This was everything he wanted, everything he needed,

This was everything he wanted, everything he needed, and Neil was never letting go. — Nora Sakavic

Funny Therapy Quotes By Jim Stengel: The traditional model we all grew up with

The traditional model we all grew up with is obsolete. — Jim Stengel

Funny Therapy Quotes By Bryant McGill: A goal that is not written is not

A goal that is not written is not a goal. It only becomes real when you write it down. — Bryant McGill

Funny Therapy Quotes By Maura Tierney: In a man, I like funny guys. A

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. — Maura Tierney

Funny Therapy Quotes By Andrea Corr: Other people sing in the shower, but I

Other people sing in the shower, but I don't. — Andrea Corr

Funny Therapy Quotes By Rae Hachton: There is absolutely nothing monstrous about being a

There is absolutely nothing monstrous about being a vampire. In fact, it's quite beautiful. — Rae Hachton