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I actually have a closet that's all shoes, maybe 700 pairs. — Russell Westbrook

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. — Jim Hightower

Corruption hates what is not corrupt. — Paul Park

It seems to me that the price of eternal vigilance is liberty. — Alex Tabarrok

In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for not sharing our Northern time-neurosis; but unfortunately I share it myself. — George Orwell

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. — Carine Roitfeld

If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat. — Esther M. Friesner

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

His lips met mine and just like the stupid little fish that I was, I sank my teeth right into the hook. — Jettie Woodruff

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. — Mike Myers

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted. — Elsa Einstein

The Law is Reason free from Passion. — Aristotle.

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said. — Niels Bohr

Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth. — W. Bruce Cameron

It can be a bit frustrating to always get the soft-rock stamp. — Jose Gonzalez

There's a lot of cheese where you're going, Hope. I'm not sure how this affects people long term. — Joan Bauer

Want to be a better leader? Meditate in the morning and prepare yourself for the day ahead. — Joe Sacco

Danny looked back over his shoulder. The bloodstain had returned, only now it was fresh. It was running. — Stephen King

Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since. — Anne Elizabeth Moore

The liberty of the individual is a necessary postulate of human progress. — Ernest Renan

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.' — Jason Alexander

If you try to lose weight by shaming, depriving and fearing yourself, you will end up shamed, deprived, and afraid. Kindness comes first. Always. — Geneen Roth

I don't hold water with that theory — Ron Greenwood