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Funny Theory Quotes By Russell Westbrook: I actually have a closet that's all shoes,

I actually have a closet that's all shoes, maybe 700 pairs. — Russell Westbrook

Funny Theory Quotes By Jim Hightower: The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. — Jim Hightower

Funny Theory Quotes By Paul Park: Corruption hates what is not corrupt.

Corruption hates what is not corrupt. — Paul Park

Funny Theory Quotes By Alex Tabarrok: It seems to me that the price of

It seems to me that the price of eternal vigilance is liberty. — Alex Tabarrok

Funny Theory Quotes By George Orwell: In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for

In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for not sharing our Northern time-neurosis; but unfortunately I share it myself. — George Orwell

Funny Theory Quotes By Carine Roitfeld: Ballet is good, because it makes you stand

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. — Carine Roitfeld

Funny Theory Quotes By Esther M. Friesner: If one cannot learn from the mistakes of

If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat. — Esther M. Friesner

Funny Theory Quotes By Molly Harper: Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

Funny Theory Quotes By R.R. Virdi: There was a part of my brain that

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

Funny Theory Quotes By Jettie Woodruff: His lips met mine and just like the

His lips met mine and just like the stupid little fish that I was, I sank my teeth right into the hook. — Jettie Woodruff

Funny Theory Quotes By Marc Maron: Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron

Funny Theory Quotes By Mike Myers: My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. — Mike Myers

Funny Theory Quotes By Elsa Einstein: No, I don't understand my husband's theory of

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted. — Elsa Einstein

Funny Theory Quotes By Aristotle.: The Law is Reason free from Passion.

The Law is Reason free from Passion. — Aristotle.

Funny Theory Quotes By Niels Bohr: A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said. — Niels Bohr

Funny Theory Quotes By W. Bruce Cameron: Kansas is a piece of real estate that

Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth. — W. Bruce Cameron

Funny Theory Quotes By Jose Gonzalez: It can be a bit frustrating to always

It can be a bit frustrating to always get the soft-rock stamp. — Jose Gonzalez

Funny Theory Quotes By Joan Bauer: There's a lot of cheese where you're going,

There's a lot of cheese where you're going, Hope. I'm not sure how this affects people long term. — Joan Bauer

Funny Theory Quotes By Joe Sacco: Want to be a better leader? Meditate in

Want to be a better leader? Meditate in the morning and prepare yourself for the day ahead. — Joe Sacco

Funny Theory Quotes By Stephen King: Danny looked back over his shoulder. The bloodstain

Danny looked back over his shoulder. The bloodstain had returned, only now it was fresh. It was running. — Stephen King

Funny Theory Quotes By Anne Elizabeth Moore: Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented

Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since. — Anne Elizabeth Moore

Funny Theory Quotes By Ernest Renan: The liberty of the individual is a necessary

The liberty of the individual is a necessary postulate of human progress. — Ernest Renan

Funny Theory Quotes By Jason Alexander: Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes,

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.' — Jason Alexander

Funny Theory Quotes By Geneen Roth: If you try to lose weight by shaming,

If you try to lose weight by shaming, depriving and fearing yourself, you will end up shamed, deprived, and afraid. Kindness comes first. Always. — Geneen Roth

Funny Theory Quotes By Ron Greenwood: I don't hold water with that theory

I don't hold water with that theory — Ron Greenwood