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Funny Texts Quotes By Lisa Guerrero: My mom died when I was 8.

My mom died when I was 8. — Lisa Guerrero

Funny Texts Quotes By Bill Maris: When you build relationships with entrepreneurs, they're not

When you build relationships with entrepreneurs, they're not trying to optimize on price. — Bill Maris

Funny Texts Quotes By Virat Kohli: I don't think one can question MS' leadership

I don't think one can question MS' leadership — Virat Kohli

Funny Texts Quotes By A.E. Housman: Strapped, noosed, nighing his hour, He stood and

Strapped, noosed, nighing his hour, He stood and counted them and cursed his luck; And then the clock collected in the tower Its strength, and struck. — A.E. Housman

Funny Texts Quotes By Christopher Dutton: Courage is never selfless.

Courage is never selfless. — Christopher Dutton

Funny Texts Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: Once in a thousand years, you know, one

Once in a thousand years, you know, one cat is allowed to speak. My cats are philosophers-neither of them ever cries over spilt milk. — L.M. Montgomery

Funny Texts Quotes By Dean Koontz: Grief is a healthy emotion, and it's healthy

Grief is a healthy emotion, and it's healthy to embrace it. By accepting loss, we clarify our values and the meaning of our lives. — Dean Koontz

Funny Texts Quotes By William Shakespeare: Now, by the world, it is a lusty

Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench; I love her ten times more than e'er I did: O, how I long to have some chat with her! — William Shakespeare

Funny Texts Quotes By Marie Corelli: Nobody ever intends to be old.

Nobody ever intends to be old. — Marie Corelli

Funny Texts Quotes By Kristen Stewart: A lot of times, it gets weird when

A lot of times, it gets weird when some guy is playing your dad. It feels weird to you. It feels like they're forcing sentiment. It's disgusting. — Kristen Stewart

Funny Texts Quotes By Pythagoras: No one is free who has not obtained

No one is free who has not obtained the empire of himself. No man is free who cannot command himself. — Pythagoras

Funny Texts Quotes By Janeane Garofalo: To combat social awkwardness, I would just act

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting. — Janeane Garofalo

Funny Texts Quotes By Jerry Gladstone: There is a finish line out there with

There is a finish line out there with your name on it. Do not stop until you plow though it! — Jerry Gladstone

Funny Texts Quotes By Heath Ledger: I like to do something I fear.

I like to do something I fear. — Heath Ledger

Funny Texts Quotes By Markus Zusak: And I stop listening to me, because to

And I stop listening to me, because to put it bluntly, I tire me. — Markus Zusak

Funny Texts Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: We had an unspoken love for one another.

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo