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My mom died when I was 8. — Lisa Guerrero

When you build relationships with entrepreneurs, they're not trying to optimize on price. — Bill Maris

I don't think one can question MS' leadership — Virat Kohli

Strapped, noosed, nighing his hour, He stood and counted them and cursed his luck; And then the clock collected in the tower Its strength, and struck. — A.E. Housman

Courage is never selfless. — Christopher Dutton

Once in a thousand years, you know, one cat is allowed to speak. My cats are philosophers-neither of them ever cries over spilt milk. — L.M. Montgomery

Grief is a healthy emotion, and it's healthy to embrace it. By accepting loss, we clarify our values and the meaning of our lives. — Dean Koontz

Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench; I love her ten times more than e'er I did: O, how I long to have some chat with her! — William Shakespeare

Nobody ever intends to be old. — Marie Corelli

A lot of times, it gets weird when some guy is playing your dad. It feels weird to you. It feels like they're forcing sentiment. It's disgusting. — Kristen Stewart

No one is free who has not obtained the empire of himself. No man is free who cannot command himself. — Pythagoras

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting. — Janeane Garofalo

There is a finish line out there with your name on it. Do not stop until you plow though it! — Jerry Gladstone

I like to do something I fear. — Heath Ledger

And I stop listening to me, because to put it bluntly, I tire me. — Markus Zusak

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo