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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield

I am a blank slate - therefore I can create anything I want. — Tobey Maguire

For me, music is always the language which permits one to converse with the Beyond. — Robert Schumann

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey

Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners. — Ann Landers

I can make no apologies for following my heart. — Gavin Rossdale

All comparisons injure. — Soren Kierkegaard

They saw that the perfect world is a journey, not a place. — Terry Pratchett

The object of your desire is not an object. — Jack Gardner

A lot of people are afraid of winning. I was afraid I might not win. — Arnold Palmer