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Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Art Modell: I don't want my grandchildren to go through

I don't want my grandchildren to go through what I went through. — Art Modell

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Crystal Woods: Write like no one is reading.

Write like no one is reading. — Crystal Woods

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Those that cannot produce ideas often speak with

Those that cannot produce ideas often speak with the old proverbs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Tariq Ali: I am not insulted by billions of Christians,

I am not insulted by billions of Christians, Muslims and Jews believing there is a God and praying to this nonexistent deity on a regular basis. — Tariq Ali

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Anne Mazer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sick

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm sick of this poem,
you probably are too. — Anne Mazer

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Tracy Pollan: I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling

I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table. — Tracy Pollan

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Walter Mischel: If you want to know why some kids

If you want to know why some kids can wait and others can't, then you've got to think like they think, — Walter Mischel

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Steve Martin: I believe in eight of the ten commandments.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on. — Steve Martin

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Ayn Rand: Say, do you know that gorgeous creature over

Say, do you know that gorgeous creature over there? — Ayn Rand

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By William Shakespeare: A friend should bear his friends infirmities.

A friend should bear his friends infirmities. — William Shakespeare

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By William Shakespeare: The gods are deaf to hot and peevish

The gods are deaf to hot and peevish vows. They are polluted off'rings, more abhorred! Than spotted livers in the sacrifice. — William Shakespeare

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Neha Tariq: If you care too much about a person

If you care too much about a person you will loose your importance in his life — Neha Tariq

Funny Ten Commandments Quotes By Elle King: I had a beautiful mother and a famous

I had a beautiful mother and a famous father, and I didn't know where I fit in. — Elle King