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Funny Teeth Quotes By Philip Pullman: A murderer was a worthy companion.

A murderer was a worthy companion. — Philip Pullman

Funny Teeth Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I was going to get my teeth whitened,

I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead." — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Teeth Quotes By Jennifer Ziegler: Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth.

Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products. — Jennifer Ziegler

Funny Teeth Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Choose silence of all virtues, for by it

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. — George Bernard Shaw

Funny Teeth Quotes By Guillaume Wolf: Everyday is an opportunity for reinvention. Everyday you

Everyday is an opportunity for reinvention. Everyday you can start something new. — Guillaume Wolf

Funny Teeth Quotes By Moira Young: Marry me, he says. I got all my

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here. — Moira Young

Funny Teeth Quotes By Lara Stone: In school I was always the funny-looking, tall,

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. — Lara Stone

Funny Teeth Quotes By Carmela Dutra: Books inspire us to dream, and then if

Books inspire us to dream, and then if we let them they will help us to achieve that dream! — Carmela Dutra

Funny Teeth Quotes By Frank Sonnenberg: Having kids is not the same as being

Having kids is not the same as being a parent. — Frank Sonnenberg

Funny Teeth Quotes By Nicole McKay: For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs. — Nicole McKay

Funny Teeth Quotes By George Brett: If a tie is like kissing your sister,

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. — George Brett

Funny Teeth Quotes By Cori Moore: She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you,

She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore

Funny Teeth Quotes By Pele: I was born to play football, just like

I was born to play football, just like Beethoven was born to write music and Michelangelo was born to paint. — Pele

Funny Teeth Quotes By The Undertaker: I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker

Funny Teeth Quotes By Brother Yun: Do not be satisfied with God's calling or

Do not be satisfied with God's calling or His gifts in your life. Be satisfied with Jesus Christ Himself. — Brother Yun

Funny Teeth Quotes By Rebecca Brooks: Moving on was going to require leaving the

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

Funny Teeth Quotes By Bill Dedman: interest in what is happening

interest in what is happening — Bill Dedman

Funny Teeth Quotes By Anonymous: Our tendency to notice the very things we

Our tendency to notice the very things we are thinking about or have just learned at any given moment: — Anonymous

Funny Teeth Quotes By Chevy Chase: You could knock my teeth out and break

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase

Funny Teeth Quotes By Richard E. Gropp: He once again pointed to that creepy theatrical

He once again pointed to that creepy theatrical smile. There were way too many teeth there. It made him look positively demented. — Richard E. Gropp

Funny Teeth Quotes By Epictetus: Neither should a ship rely on one small

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. — Epictetus

Funny Teeth Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do

I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?'
'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ... — Rachel Hawkins

Funny Teeth Quotes By Russell Howard: I'm the munter of my friends. I've got

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard

Funny Teeth Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Life is nothing but a sea shell in

Life is nothing but a sea shell in the ocean of love. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Teeth Quotes By Josh Stern: If you know how to open doors with

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Funny Teeth Quotes By Charles Barkley: Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here. — Charles Barkley

Funny Teeth Quotes By Leigh Bardugo: Matthias rolled his eyes heavenward. These lunatics all

Matthias rolled his eyes heavenward. These lunatics all needed a solid six months in boot camp and possibly a sound beating. — Leigh Bardugo

Funny Teeth Quotes By Beyonce Knowles: I love a pair of sexy heels with

I love a pair of sexy heels with jeans, a nice jacket, or a little dress. — Beyonce Knowles

Funny Teeth Quotes By Alan Carr: I had to have a brace because I

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached. — Alan Carr

Funny Teeth Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse