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Only a kind person is able to judge another justly and to make allowances for his weaknesses. A kind eye, while recognizing defects, sees beyond them. — Lawrence G. Lovasik

You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet."

"Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."

~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr

Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie's The Wicked + The Divine is a warp into the middle of a wildly imaginative mythology and I'm itching to read more. — Rick Remender

Politicians study hard and work diligently their entire lives to be able to stand in front of a national audience and lie through their teeth. — Gregor Collins

A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up. — Florence Griffith Joyner

We can do without things easier than we can do without people. — Nancy Grossman

Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement. — David Letterman

I mostly gave away what I had from the James Bond movie. — Ursula Andress

Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I don't trust that bitch — Heather R. Blair

It's funny how a flame can only burn your hand if you move too slow, you can tease it all you want and it never gets you, if your quick enough. — Neal Shusterman

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead. — B. Justin Shier

No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine

My father used to say that, through culture, humans effectively domesticated themselves. — Richard Leakey

You look around New York, and we are surrounded by restaurants and food trucks, and we celebrate food in this city like no tomorrow. — Chris Noth

To be useful to others and to be useful to myself is definitely a better place to be. — Marc Jacobs

It's rude to stare, but the great thing about staring at a sedated person is that they don't know you're doing it. — Maggie Stiefvater

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny. — Bill Gates