Funny Teacher Quotes
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There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly.
— Lola J. May
Marriage is a series of promises.
— J.D. Robb
Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.
— Derek The Ghost
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
— Chic Murray
They have weaknesses, the same ones which every attack-minded team has. I'm sure that they will concede more than one at El Madrigal
— Juan Roman Riquelme
I guess after a certain age, things change and those things or people or friendships that happen in movies, just don't happen in real life.
— Alberto Fuguet
Zeb was kindergarten teachera good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper
Prejudice is permafrost
— David Mitchell
The secrets of alchemy exist to transform mortals from a state of suffering and ignorance to a state of enlightenment and bliss.
— Deepak Chopra
Nothing is more pleasant than to baffle people. The
— Tristan Tzara
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
— Fred Allen
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
— Henny Youngman
The nourishment from barbecue is palatable.
— Millard Fillmore
There are no random acts.
— Mitch Albom
Think... of the world you carry within you.
— Rainer Maria Rilke
I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off.
— Mark Billingham
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
— Noel Fielding
The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing.
— Quentin Crisp
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
— Edward Griffith Begle
Sitting in my favorite coffeehouse with a new notebook and a hot cup of java is my idea of Heaven.
— Libba Bray
The mark of a wise man is that he changes his mind when he sees mistake.
— Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
